Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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