making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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