its not stalking. its research.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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