I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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