is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
soo... how was my night?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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