Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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