I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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