Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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