it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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