Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Randomize
