just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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