chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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