wrigley field is MILF paradise
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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