I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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