i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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