i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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