Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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