So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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