I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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