So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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