I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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