Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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