he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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