Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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