explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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