Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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