24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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