Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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