I'm drive I can fine osifer
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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