ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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