People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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