Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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