I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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