I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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