I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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