Kiss
Puke
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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