No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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