What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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