We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Randomize
