Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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