I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
