sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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