So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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