Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
