If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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