Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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