if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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