Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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