Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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