He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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