They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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