I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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