Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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