I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
