So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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